Digital Mercurian

Lightning, Laughter, Tears, and Friends

Friends think its completely reasonable to drive in the rain, take pictures in the grocery store and eat ice cream in the graveyard

Friends act out a shrimp marriage proposal and laugh till they have side stitches

Friends send their best friends to bathroom (again) so that they can talk engagement plans with her boyfriend (Really Tom, get it together, we want to plan a wedding)

Friends tell you its ok that you can’t get angry at her murderer and understand why a death penalty is complicated

Friends tell you exactly how you should tell their boyfriends to propose to them (ps zac - it’s on the beach, after the bike ride)

Friends send you pictures from across the country to show you they miss you (or that you should really come to Washington)

Friends don’t question the group text on whether you should buy a Queen or Double bed, they just text back “QUEEN!” in 30 seconds or less

Friends won’t stop changing answers to OKC questions, until you can get to 50% compatible- We have standards damn it!

Friends completely understand when you explain delusionally that just because he is dating other people does not mean he does not like you

Friends dissect why Waters Road represents all good things about Georgia, what to do with a 2NT bid, commiserate that its so much tougher when they aren’t assholes, and share that the perfect advice is bicycles and beer, and whatever else john said.